Today I made the discouraging discovery that a person can receive calf cramps. Of course, I knew that muscles anywhere in the body can cramp, but I’ve never had cramps in just one leg causing me shooting pain all throughout the day. Let me just tell you, I did not enjoy my discovery in the slightest. Poor, innocent me would be sitting down or lounging on my bed when BAM! Calf cramp.

To convey the depths of my hatred for my newly found calf unpleasantness, I will write you all a delightful poem:

I hate you calf,

When you don’t make me laugh.

You’re such a moron!

End of book spoiler quote time: “He’s a photographer.” —Amelia Bedelia’s Masterpiece by Herman Parish