If I could write my hobbies a letter, it would go something like this:

My dearest hobbies,
Why must you take so ridiculously long? Some people’s hobbies only take them a realistic amount of time, but not you. You make me spend hours and hours and hours on you and then persist on never being finished. This needs to stop. This craziness is creating a sense of a hate-love relationship for me and I don’t think that is beneficial for either of us. Cut it out. 
Lovingly, your time slave.

Doesn’t that sound endearing! Anyways, back to writing. Búcsú – Hungarian.