To all the girls reading this: after this next week, I am going to be far cooler than you! (Not true.)

Let me explain. I am going on vacation to become an awesome kiteboarding chick (if I don’t die). After all, the place we are going to learn is called Zero to Hero. All the olders in my family are going to be taking three days of six-hour lessons and will hopefully be able to actually look like we learned something in all that time.

Wish me luck, bye! – Plain old English