Funniest book ever. The whole thing is one big parody of Twilight and it is hilarious. The main character Belle Goose, who thinks every guy is madly in love with her, fall for odd nerdy vampire Edwart Mullen. Ah ha ha. Belle walks down to her dad in the airport, trips over a toddler, and falls down an escalator all in the first part of the book. Then she finds out her dad bought her a U-haul truck which she imagines eating all of the little cars, and Edwart saves her from a deadly snowball. You should all read it and snicker unless, of course, you haven’t associated yourself with anything Twilight because you just wouldn’t get it.

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