So some of my friends are all gathered around in the hall after school, and one of my friends brings out this list she made of cheesy pick-up lines. Well, what was I supposed to do? I grabbed the sheet and started dramatically yelling some of them to my friends. So we all start to laugh and I just have to wonder who comes up with them? And the better question, do they actually use them because I certainly hope not.

I’ll give you some examples: You’re like a broken pencil. Without you, my life is pointless! *Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart! *You’re like a student and I’m like a math book, you solve all my problems!

…And more that I found…Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Etc, etc.

Bye in english cuz I have to go!

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