So my family went out for Chinese food last night and we sit and have dinner and have a good time. Then a waiter brings us our bill and all of our fortune cookies, we all take  one. Everyone starts reading their’s aloud, and I open mine and read it, and figure out it was the lamest fortune cookie ever! No joke, it says “A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.”!!!!! What the heck!!!! What kind of retarded cookie makers put that as a fortune!!!!! GR!

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