Oh my goodness! Shut up lady! She took like five minutes to sing to that one song! It’s not even a particularly long song, just the anthem. But no, she made every wooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddddddddd sound like that! Ugh! I mean she was a good singer and all, but she really could have made a little more effort to condense it more.

Enjoy your Super Bowl all!

P.S. Why is the Super Bowl important? I know it’s a tradition and all, but it’s just another football game. I apologise if I offended any of you Super Bowl fanatics.